Happy ever afters

Happy ever afters do exist,
 but not for everyone. 
Maybe it's time I come to terms 
with the fact that life ain't gonna be a fairytale,
 no ships gonna sail to save me from the island.
 Snow white was so called cos she was a coke head, 
no prince wanted to rescue her from her come down bed. 
Beast never met Beauty and with a face so ugly had to hide, 
he had no plastic surgeon so was lonely till he died! 
Cinderella had completely normal sized Feet, 
so a random bitch when slipper fitted went to meet the prince, 
Cinderella aint heard from that tosser since. 
Nobody could climb Rapunsel's hair: they were extensions and tore out under strain. 
Most princesses stay in their towers till they go utterly insane. 
Sleeping beauty was in a coma so didn't complain. 
Nope, life ain't a fairytale, it's what you make it, 
you can give it a go if you think you can take it. 
Fairy tales might not be real, but you are! 
believe in yourself and you could go far. 
Do you believe in fairies? I don't. 
But I believe in myself, because most people won't.

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